Marston Hammer 1:55 Sat Aug 29
Celebrity small talk
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Ever had a boring encounter with a celebrity?
I saw Chris Evans when I was a kid at Winslow fete. I told him he had egg on his face (it was the height of his big brother fame), he replied you've got chocolate on yours (I'd just eaten a chocolate mousse)..
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MrCrowmanSir
9:35 Thu Sep 3
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Off The Shin 11:34 Wed Sep 2
Hence your username 'Off the shin'?
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Eddie B
9:29 Thu Sep 3
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gank, whereas Madeeasy has first-hand experience of actually meeting Mr Winstone, you've rehashed the same apocryphal stuff we've heard for years.
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yngwies Cat
9:07 Thu Sep 3
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I gave a demo tape to James Hetfield from the mighty Metallica, after we refused to give up our seats to the band and entourage at a club years ago, cheeky fuckers.
He grunted something and put it in his top pocket. Needles to say the Black album is complete rip off off my brothers old band Play Crazy. He haven't been arsed to sue.
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Ricky Bobby
8:36 Thu Sep 3
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When I was serving in the Royal Navy I arranged a "Rig Run" when we was alongside in London at Stringfellows, 15 of us went and when I got inside I made a beeline for Peter Stringfellow to say thank you.
He sat me down at his table and bought mt 2 bottles of bud.
When he got bored of me he got the table next to him (5 ladies) to look after me for the night, they bought me a bottle of champagne and we ended up going for breakfast at around 5am.
Happy Days!
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madeeasy
8:18 Thu Sep 3
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Gank
I didnt say he was my best mate. Merely pointed out who and where i met him.
As you were
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Qualia
3:15 Thu Sep 3
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Talking of Una Stubbs Lenny, if been reliably informed she asked a geezer she was on top of in bed if he fancied 'a full English breakfast', bemused, and somewhat confused, he replied to the affirmative. She then shuffled up to his chest, and proceed to deposit a massive dump there.
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HairyHammer
2:14 Thu Sep 3
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I recognised Jerry Sadowitz from his first ever TV performances and stupidly told him so he spoke to me for a good 10 minutes he must have been on bloody Cocaine.
But he was excited and wanted to know if he looked good
" I telephoned my maa and she said I looked good did I look good was it OK " ? he asked in his thick Scottish accent.
He was very genuine but far too fast and Intelligent for a 19 year old like me to process.
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gank
1:33 Thu Sep 3
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Madeeasy, the bloke is a complete cunt. Travelled to our FA Cup final in a helicopter owned and loaned by his good mate Roman Abramovic, who he met at Chelsea whilst watching an entire season in their hospitality boxes as Terry Brown had asked him to start paying for the one he used at The Boleyn Ground.
Fat turncoat turdsniffing cunt.
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SecondOpinion
9:43 Wed Sep 2
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The Queen
Prince Philip
Tom Baker
Frank Warren
plus the others previously mentioned
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WHAM BAMM
8:20 Wed Sep 2
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I was bitten by Emu. True story
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madeeasy
8:19 Wed Sep 2
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I stood next to ray winstone at the playoff final and celebrated by jumping up and own cuddling him when va tez scored.
We was in the box next to us and i was chatting to him at the time.
What a fucking great day that was.....
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Takashi Miike
7:48 Wed Sep 2
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i once had a few beers with jason leonard. you couldn't meet a nicer fella
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yngwies Cat
7:47 Wed Sep 2
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Wince, even.
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yngwies Cat
7:46 Wed Sep 2
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Stuck a needle in an ex England rugby player who was once fond of the old chisel. He was a bit nervous so made some small talk about bikes. Made him since, was quite proud of that.
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Takashi Miike
7:38 Wed Sep 2
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once said hello to sid owen. he was an ignorant cunt
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bruuuno
7:35 Wed Sep 2
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Whilst we are discussing aging junglists the bird I got hold of in the bogs in turnmills also happened to be aphrodites wife. HTH
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ray winstone
6:15 Wed Sep 2
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gank, I don't like Mondays either....
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Nurse Ratched
6:00 Wed Sep 2
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Maxwell, more like.
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Ridikzappa
5:58 Wed Sep 2
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I once passed Michelle Collins on the way into an Oddbins off-licence
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gank
5:56 Wed Sep 2
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You're a big fan of Geldof then, Winstone?
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ray winstone
5:53 Wed Sep 2
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When I worked for one of Sir Bob's mates back in the 80's early 90's I walked into the kitchen for a quick brew and there was the legend sat waiting for a meeting with the boss.
It's not like me to be speechless but I just grabbed a cuppa and legged it, oh how I wish I'd engaged in some sort of conversation, he passed away not long after.
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